Here are all the things that will happen to you directly after seeing Suicide Squad:

Suicide Squad will make you want to reconnect with childhood bullies in order to remember that villains can actually be frightening. You will need to find a good comedian to restore your sense of humor that was sorely taken advantage of by heaps of contrived one-liners. You'll never trust a billboard, a movie trailer, or a Twenty One Pilots endorsement again. Your faith in cinema will crumble to bits in a matter of two hours and ten minutes.

The purpose of this campaign is twofold: First, to spread the word that could save you two hours, $8.61 (the national average cost of a movie ticket), and supreme disappointment. Second, to offer a more productive avenue for your $8.61, that will save lives through clean water!

The sheer number of plot holes in Suicide Squad make swiss cheese seem like a suitable material to build a roof out of. Trying to keep track of the uncountable amount of characters makes the task of memorizing the social security numbers of every single person in your high school seem like a walk in the park. The amount of "dad-caliber" one-liners in this movie makes pursuing a career in comedy (in which your only bit is scraping your nails on a chalkboard for two hours) seem like an idea your parents could get behind.

Together, we can redeem most certain disappointment and transform it into healthy lives that can thrive, receive education, and make better movies.

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